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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Mr. Weird Voicemail

So, I was a little too quick to give my number to a guy that I met online. We text each other a little back and forth when I first gave him my number and then soon realized he was a weirdo and stopped contact with him. Although I never respond to his text messages or voice mails after that, he still occasionally calls me and leaves me voice mails.  He always calls me early in the morning from an Unknown number which I normally pick up, but thankfully I have missed each of his calls... and then several minutes later I get a voice mail. I really wanted to record his voice mail and attach it here because he has such an interesting voice that makes the messages that much weirder... but sadly, you are not going to get that.

There have been a few times where he calls me in the morning and leaves me messages. In past messages he usually mentions that he got to work that morning at 6am and how much he loves the mornings. This was his latest voice mail to me...

"Tracy, Hey good morning, umm this is ___ (Mr. Weird Voice Mail). I'm not  quite sure you even remember me, I think we started talking right at the beginning of the summer and hopefully you have had a good summer. I can't believe how fast it has past, it has definitely been a busy crazy summer. I am really looking forward to the Fall. I love love the fall. Even being from California, I still really appreciate the change of seasons. I love the fall and even the Winter. So anyways, hopefully umm.. you know.. we can get together. You know, I think you are very appealing. You just sound fun and interesting and I think we would have an amazing fun time making a tent or enjoying just some good curry or whatever. It would be fun to break away for lunch of maybe dinner this week. Or whatever, so keep me in mind and I think we will have an amazing fun time. And then you can be the one chasing me… but I will be nice to ya don't worry. ha ha *pause* I'm a geek, Sorry. Have a good Tuesday k? Bye."



There is no reason to have this much talking going on in a voice mail you leave for someone... just sayin.

9 comments:

MoNiCa! said...

haha That is FUNNY! WHo is the guy holding the phone?

Tracy said...

just a picture from the internet I found.

mjfin22 said...

There is one reason to say that much on a voicemail, when he knows you aren't going to call him back! Build a tent together? Whoa buddy that is not first date material!

Darrell said...

this is hilarious.

Kristy said...

In a strange way, I think it is kind of sweet.

Tessa and Adam said...

I second the comment about it being strangely sweet!!

Lori said...

Oh my, well, i guess you never know until you give him a shot right....

A Little Cuppa Tea said...

If only you could hear his voice... it gets so much better! Too funny, thanks for sharing with me the "real" message.

Katie H. said...

Tracy, call me or text me when you get this. I lost all my contacts in a water accident.