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Saturday, October 1, 2011

Mr. Internet Part 2

This is a continuation of Mr. Internet Part 1, which is a collection of interesting messages that I get from guys online. You can read part 1 here. I have continued and will continue to collect the funny and weird messages that I get and mostly don't respond to. These are not as funny as the messages in part 1, but there are still some good ones in there. Enjoy.

#1- You are soo beautiful to me, can't you see? how are you darling? keep an eye on the post, tickets will be on their way soon. How is life in utah? where am I taking you?

#2 - Hey you're the only garden I'm diggin right now. how are you doing? it would be good to see you.

#3 -  im really good, just working working working. how about yourself? and i have never wanted pringles as much as i do now after seeing your picture

#4 - roses are red violets are blue, they grow by a vine and are usually more than two, i just wanted to give this message to you, you are beautiful be my valentine ;)

#5 - hey the librarian asked if you had any books overdue i said why is that because she's fine??

#6 - kinda messed up when I still think you are hot even with chip duck face

#7 - What's a contract specialist? Is that anything like an assassin?? 

#8 - Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!

#9 - Do you mind if I save your picture? I need to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

#10 - Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I found his mission angel

#11 - Is it hot in here or it that just you?

#12 - If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

#13 - Any woman with pringles in her mouth, to form a beak is begging to get married....sign me up please. lol how's it going?

It is interesting how the Internet gives you the power to say things you would never say to someone in person. Do you think that is a good thing or a bad thing?


flux biota. said...

I had someone say

"if i told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me."

I said

"you heard that in the movie Joe Dirt."

Good times.

A Little Cuppa Tea said...

Pretty funny stuff! I never realized you were an assassin, remind me to stay on your good side at all times!

mjfin22 said...

That library pick up line is the worst! I think communication on the internet is dangerous due to the lack of normal filter. People are using the internet as a crutch or mask so much now it is scary. Some people can't even talk face to face!

Lori said...

Those are some interesting posts to you... are a lot of them from the same guys? I agree that people hide behind computers. They will say just about anything in an email but can't even talk face to face (like our current tenant!)

Lynette Mills said...

since I'm so long out of the dating scene, these were pretty funny to me. I guess they are trying to come with the one line that will make a girl take notice... but that would take a girl who is pretty desprate wouldn't it?

jamie hixon said...

Lots of references to your Pringle picture. Isn't number 12 a Britney Spears song?

T-Ray said...

Jamie, I thought the same thing! Except she says if I told you that I want your body. ha ha