My friend Rachel sent this to me and I thought it was pretty funny... so I am posting it on the blog... cause thats how I roll.
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b****.
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
That Little Triangle
There was definitely room on that Door for the both of us.
PS, you let go
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Stevie Wonder
Sincerely, The World
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black people
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Sincerely, United States
Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerely, Parents Everywhere
Dear Anne Frank,
Two can play this game....
What was your power again?
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies
Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore
Dear Ugly People,
Dear Mr. Gump
WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells
you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Dear Katy Perry,
I liked the kiss too.
Sincerely, Justin Beiber
Dear Martin Luther King Jr.
I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream.... What
Leonardo Di Caprio
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some
Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
GET BACK TO WORK!
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of
Every iPhone User
Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,
Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?
Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here