Sincerely...

My friend Rachel sent this to me and I thought it was pretty funny... so I am posting it on the blog... cause thats how I roll.

Dear Noah,

We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.

Sincerely,

Unicorns

Dear Icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b****.

Sincerely,

The Titanic

Dear America,

You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.

Sincerely,

Canada

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just

saying...

Sincerely,

Google

Dear 2010,

So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF

happened?!

Sincerely,

1985

Dear Windshield Wipers,

Can't touch this.

Sincerely,

That Little Triangle

Dear Rose,

There was definitely room on that Door for the both of us.

Sincerely,

Jack

PS, you let go

Dear Saturn,

I liked it, so I put a ring on it.

Sincerely,

God

Dear Fox News,

So far, no news about foxes.

Sincerely,

Unimpressed

Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,

Please lknvfdmv.xvn.

Sincerely, Stevie Wonder

Dear Nickleback,

That's enough.

Sincerely, The World

Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,

Please make one for every skin color.

Sincerely, Black people

Dear Osama Bin Laden,

Marco....

Sincerely, United States

Dear World of Warcraft,

Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.

Sincerely, Parents Everywhere

Dear Anne Frank,

Two can play this game....

Sincerely, Waldo

Dear Batman,

What was your power again?

Sincerely, Superman

Dear Customers,

Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.

Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies

Dear Global Warming,

You're the best imaginary friend ever!

Sincerely, Al Gore

Dear Ugly People,

You're welcome.

Sincerely, Alcohol

Dear Mr. Gump

WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells

you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....

Sincerely, Jenny

Dear Katy Perry,

I liked the kiss too.

Sincerely, Justin Beiber

Dear Martin Luther King Jr.

I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream.... What

now?

Sincerely,

Leonardo Di Caprio

Dear World,

Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some

Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?

Sincerely,

The Mayans

Dear Snooki,

GET BACK TO WORK!

Sincerely,

Willy Wonka

Dear White People,

Don't you just hate immigrants?

Sincerely,

Native Americans

Dear iPhone,

Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of

shut.

Sincerely,

Every iPhone User

Dear Giant Spider on the Wall,

Please die. Please die. Please die. Please die. CRAP! Where did you go?

Sincerely,

Terrified

Dear Dr. Phil,

Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here

first.

Sincerely,

Dr. Pepper