Dear Car Dealerships,
I need a new car (newer used) and I want to buy one. After going to a few of you... you make me NOT want to buy a car. You make test driving a car is miserable experience. You make nice and friend Tracy turn into Sassy mad Tracy. I hate this process and you make me never want to do it again by giving me the run around and pressuring me to commit to things I don't want to.
I don't care to talk about Nintendo's and make small talk because you think that that is going to make me like you more therefore buy a car from you. It has everything to do with money... so please just tell me the price of the car and I will continue to shop around. When I tell you that I am annoyed and I need to go back to work... I REALLY am annoyed and REALLY need to go back to work.
I REALLY do need and want to buy a car, not that I am looking forward to car payments and higher car insurance, but I am looking forward to a new car that isn't super loud and shake when I drive it. Something that I'm not going to have anxiety every time I have to drive in the snow. It's time... and I wish you would make this experience better for me.
I know I need to be an adult and deal with this and that this is a good experience for me... but sometimes I hate being an adult. I just want me dad to do it for me. Is that a terrible thing to say as a 31 year old? It would be so much easier. Please someone just find the car I want and deal with the dealerships and insurance and car loans and then I will pay for it.