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Thursday, November 8, 2012

Confessions of a Brunette on the Internet 143

This week I have been adjusting back to my normal schedule after my trip to Boston. Between daylight savings time changing and having a two hour time difference for a little while... my body has been confused and tired. Besides coming back from my trip... I have been hanging out with Dave, I got a raise at work, which was great and also means that I get a bigger bonus and my boss told me I am awesome, but we all already knew that. ;) Oh... and Tuesday I was ticked because Obama got re-elected. I seriously was upset and raising my voice and taking it out on poor Dave. I still don't like thinking about it, but I have calmed down now. Romney would have been a good president. Steve and his roommates that I visited in Boston all got to drive in Romney & Ryan's motorcade on election day. I thought that was pretty awesome. Besides that not a whole lot... so I have decided to do another list. A list of things I don't understand.

I don't understand...

How half of America is pleased with Obama and what he has done with our country in the last 4 years
Why people suck at communicating
No matter how early I go to bed, it is still ALWAYS hard for me to get up in the morning
Why Halloween is an excuse for girls to dress slutty
Why I can sing a solo in front of a big crowd, but am terrified of public speaking
My love/ hate relationship with doing things that scare me
Why I'm pee shy
Why I have a closet full of clothes and always feel like I have nothing to wear
Why it is so hard for me to find people to travel with
Why I'm still single
Why my body is so stubborn with losing weight
What goes on in the male brain
Why I love the smell of gasoline
Why commitment is so hard for people
Why I haven't murdered my neighbors dog yet
Why Sarah Jessica Parker is in everything when she stinks at acting
Why people like Anne Hathaway
Why people don't have Internet etiquette
How some songs get so popular
How to get something to go viral
Why people think Ragnar's and Marathons are fun
Why Thanksgiving gets so skipped over
Dating is so complicated
Why people think they are invincible while they are driving
Why people think I am good with computers,  I'm really not
Why they put up construction signs and cones when they are not doing anything
Why people buy water when you can get it for free
Why people are so lazy
Why texting has taken over as the main form of communication
How people can never leave the country or even their state and be satisfied
Why Bastian's (in the Never Ending Story) mom's name is moonchild
Why Grandpa Joe (Willie Wonka) is in bed for many years and then can get up and dance one day
Why I need to blog everyday... but I do.

There are a lot of things I don't understand... I'm sure this list will continue on another confessions post one day.


Lil Lizzie said...

i loved that list. a lot. and i need to see you. it's been forever. don't worry, you're not the only one who doesn't understand those things haha.

Lori said...

That's a good list there Tracy. I wonder a lot of those same things as well. Anyway, love you!

Lynette Mills said...

You like the smell of gasoline? You can add , why are we tortured with the prove you are not a robot security thing here!

Kristy said...

a lot of those are on my list too. However I no longer like the smell of gas.

Anonymous said...

Neat list. Obama was reelected because his netiquette was better. Social Networks, and a popular socialist president can't be beat : )

jamie hixon said...

Moonchild! Hilarious and random entry to the list.
I saw (on Pinterest) a guy dressed as Atreyu... and he was riding a bike dressed like Falcore. Best costume ever.

Tracy said...

Jamie, I pinned that! ha ha... I think that is what reminded me for this entry.